How to Brainstorm Right Now (republished)

On January 22, 2005, I wrote the following precursor to 10 Ideas In 10 Minutes called How to Brainstorm Right Now! I wrote it in my moleskin book while giving my daughter a bath. Previously, I had used her as an excuse, a barrier, to getting anything creative done. Sometimes a barrier can become a muse. It’s all in how you approach creativity. Here’s the full list, republished a year and a half later:

1. DISTRACTION IS OK
In fact, it’s preferred. (Right now I’m trying to give my daughter a bath!)

2. USE AVAILABLE MATERIALS
Don’t wait for the perfect set-up, it won’t happen. Don’t pine for your ’special pen’. Use lipstick on a napkin or fog a window with your stinkin’ breath and draw with your finger. Just get it out!

3. DRAW PICTURES
You don’t always have to write words. Use colours, faces, shapes, dots, musical notation, semaphor, morse code, fruit, animals, IKEA furnature.

4. CONNECTIONS DON’T MATTER
Don’t try to be smart. Don’t care if you’re daft. The solution does not have to relate to the problem. Your brain works in strange ways so you might as well get used to it. Let it go.

5. PANIC!/RELAX…
Panic! See what comes out. It might be crazy or shakey or too garbled to read. Then close your eyes, take a deep breath and hold it. Shut out the world. What do you see in your mind’s eye? Write it down fast because you’ve got less than a minute. Panic! Repeat as necessary.

6. WRITE THROUGH THE GAP
If you have a block or a moment or synaptic silence, just barrell through it. Write down anything so long as it’s something. The first word in your head is a start. If there is nothing in your head than look around you. Make associations or just plain obvious observations (”That man has grey socks”). You made it across!

7. MAKE NOISE
Talk, yell, laugh, screetch, whistle. Pretend you are on a game show. Or not. Just vocalize.

8. SHED YOUR DEMOGRAPHIC
Pretend you’re a dog, or an autistic, or a circus clown, or an astronaut, or a teenage Britney Spears fan, or a tree. What would they come up with?

9. STEAL FROM THE ENVIRONMENT
Read over that guy’s shoulder. What’s on the bottom of your shoe? Look up. Look down. Look over there. What is that woman wearing? Who’s driving that car? What type of clouds are those? Is it really this late? Keep looking around until something clicks (or your minute runs out).

10. LET GO OF YOUR EGO OR SOMEBODY’S GOING TO GET HURT.
You can be a genius later, right now you don’t have the time. Try to come up with a terrible idea. Try as hard as you can to come up with the worst idea you’ve ever had. If that doesn’t work, then just be obvious.

11. THERE IS NO BOX™.
Fuck it. Break the rules. Do what you want. See if I care.

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Hey, I Just Wanted To Say Thanks For That Stuff You Made. I Really Liked It.

The Big MooI’ve been listening to an interesting audio book read and edited by Seth Godin, called The Big Moo. It is a series of essays on being remarkable, written by some heavy hitters like Malcolm Gladwell (author of The Tipping Point and Blink) and Guy Kawasaki (author of Art of the Start). There are over 30 chapters, each with a unique story or idea, and each by a separate author. What makes this book interesting to me is that the authors are only credited on the cover, and all the chapters are anonymous. You have to guess, or infer, or perhaps not even care who wrote each individual story.

Some of the ideas are fantastic, some are trite, some are insightful, and some are silly. But it’s still worth picking up for some ideas on how to change the way you think about doing things: especially in advertising or marketing, which is usually the slant to Godin’s work.

My favourite idea so far (I still have 10 or so essays to go) is the thought of thanking everybody. For some reason this resonated with me. If you hear a song that you love, write the musician and thank them for it. If you read a great book, write the author and let them know how it affected you. If a politician changes something for the better in your neighborhood, send them an email of support. If you read a great blog entry, put your appreciation in a comment.

Every day we consume TV, movies, books, podcasts, blogs, games, art, music, and more. We often take for granted that this stuff exists, even the mediocre or crappy varieties. Wouldn’t it feel good to connect with the people who made you feel good and give them some positive reinforcement? If we all did this, I think there’d be a lot more good shit to go around.

SIDEBAR: I just wrote a quick email to Seth, thanking him for making this book happen. It felt a bit weird, but also pretty good.

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Is it a Boy or a GURL?

Soon it will be commonplace for parents to do a quick domain name search before settling on a name for their children. If the name is not available, they may tweak the name slightly: William Smith suddenly becomes Willyum Smith because WillyumSmith.com is available. More kids will be named after ‘nic’s, like jted72, or james007. More children will not use Capitols, even though their names are proper nouns. More kids will think names like Kal-el, Apple, or Pirate are ‘normal’. It will be very uncool not to have your own website, even in Kindergarten. The internetting of identity is well at hand.

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Ten Ideas for Where to Find Future Celebrity Baby Names

1. Baking books. Children named after types of bread.

Pumpernickle
Rye
Keiser

2. Periodic Table. Whipper-snappers named after cool elements from the periodic table.

Californium
Tungsten
Boron

3. Martha Stewart Colours Rugrats named after domestic diva swatches.

Shoji
Beryl
Cameo

4. Oranges Ankle-biters named after varieties of oranges.

Satsuma
Mandarin
Clementine

5. Architectural Books Wee-willie-wonkas named after terms used in buildings

Transom
Ashlar
Mortise

6. Unix Reference Mini-geeks named after a programming language which will cement their position as social pariah from day one.

Echo
Chmod
Whoami

7. Printers Marks Punkin-heads named after those cryptic marks on the outer edges of print material

Star
Registration
Crop

8. IKEA CouchesTiny big-headed mammals named after cheap disposable furniture.

Ektorp
Karlanda
Nikkala

9. Obsolete Names of North American Birds Shared zygotes named after forgotten foul.

Nene
Petrel
Alala

10. Calculus Textbook Milkpires named after forgotten highschool math problems.

Cos
Jacobian
Vector

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Martin Redux

“My father was Judge Gomery”

Check out this wonderful Prime Minister Martin Mash-up from the crazy-talents of Mike Nowland aka slowmotionlandscape aka Secretarial… Then poke around the site. You will be blown away by the volume and dope stylings of this blog of blogs.

Sorry, but you kinda hafta be Canadian to get this one…

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WARNING: Mirrors!

D bought a little IKEA bathroom mirror. Inside the package (it’s a mirror, but you still have to put it together) was a paper with a dire warning. I decided to apply my atrophying 10 Ideas in 10 Minutes™ to come up with titles for this wonderful work of paranoid and litigious art:

1) The Deathstar Set My Curtains On Fire!
2) Your Jealous God May Punish You For Shopping at IKEA
3) Only Use with Fire-Retardant Curtains
4) Never Let More Than 2 Beams of Light into Your Bathroom At One Time
5) If You Are Ugly You Will Have Bad Luck
6) Who’s The Firest of Them All?
7) Only Use This Mirror With Venetians
8) Not To Be Confused With Pink Floyd Album Art
9) Objects In Mirror May Burn Your House Down
10) DON’T Let The Sun Shine In

Please post your suggestions in the comments section.

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The Fall of Advertising and the Rise of PR

I have finished Part One of this book, The Fall of Advertising and the Rise of PR. Al Ries and his daughter Laura present a good argument against advertising with plenty of current, real world examples of exorbitant spending and pathetic results.

“What strategy does your advertising agency suggest?” we recently asked the CEO of a large client.

“We never ask our agency what to do,” he replied. “We tell them.”

Ouch. The Rieses go on to deliver some depressing figures as well:

Only 10% of executives thought Advertising was important to their company’s success. This ranked just above Legal.

Only 10% of the public (according to a recent Gallup poll) think advertising is honest. That’s right between Insurance Salesmen (11%) and Car Salesmen (9%).

On Advertising Awareness:

The chihuahua didn’t make Taco Bell famous. Taco Bell made the chihuahua famous… The Sock Puppet didn’t make Pets.com famous. Pets.com’s money made the Sock Puppet famous… What’s the cause and what’s the effect? Advertising icons seldom cause brands to become famous. But famous brands often cause advertising icons to become famous.

They argue that advertising can only maintain a brand, not build it. Because to build a brand you need integrity, something advertising sorely lacks.

The toughest pill to swallow is advertising’s ROI. Check out these figures for General Motors from 1995 to 2000: They spent a 6 year total of $17.7 billion to go from a 34% market share to 28.1%. Double ouch.

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iChair + MacinTalk

The name Stephen Hawking evokes awe. He’s got a best seller that’s also been made into a movie. He has his own Simpsons action figure. He’s been a guest hologram on Star Trek TNG. He’s got a [fake] hip-hop album. And he’s the most famous celebrity scientist since Einstein. What have you done lately?

With all these accomplishments under his chair, and all this celebrity, people still jump to his defence. I get mixed reactions to this little iPod parody I cooked up. “That’s soooo mean,” or “You’re going to hell,” are two of the most common reactions.

In 1997 The Onion, a satirical newspaper, ran a story with the headline Stephen Hawking Builds Robotic Exoskeleton. According to the Wikipedia, Hawking wrote The Onion, cursing them for exposing his evil plans for world domination.

Ha.

I think Hawking can take it. What I really should worry about is getting sued by Apple!

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Top Ten Worst Blog Book Titles

10. Blog-o-rific!

9. The Blogs Must Be Crazy

8. Go, Blog. Go!

7. My Life as a Blog

6. The Blog Whisperer

5. The Complete Book of Blog Breeding

4. Blogging for Apples

3. It’s a Blog, Blog, Blog, Blog World

2. The Curious Incident of the Blog in the Night-Time

1. Who Let the Blogs Out

Biz Stone is a great blogger and a self-proclaimed genius but Who Let The Blogs Out? Biz, you can do better than that man! [UPDATE! I've been Stoned]

Today as I was scraping the old paint off of the ceiling for the slow-as-glacier bathroom reno project, I thought about all the goofy little things cluttering sidebars in blogs. There are geo-locators and blog rolls, 15 different RSS syndications, favorite links, topics, different coloured buttons that give cudos to various people and projects, weather reports, phases of the moon, photo-rolls, skype numbers, calendars, tickers, chat boxes, and that’s just scratching the surface.

As I peeled away the layer upon layer upon layer of toxic lead-and-oil-based 100-year-old paint, I realized that modern blogs aren’t that much different from their predecessors: the 1st and 2nd generation web pages that sprang up in the mid 90s.

Flaming logos, BLINK TAGS!, total abuse of colour schemes and animated gifs, hideous roll-overs, horizontal rules, tables upon tables upon tables, scrolling java-script text, basically anything anyone could get their hands on was thrown into the pile. It was an exciting time and great cause for experimentation.

But eventually you have to strip away all the bling and ask yourself: what am I trying to communicate here? Does all this extraneous crap contribute or detract from what I’m attempting to say? If David Weinberger is right and the internet is a conversation, than let’s tone down the background noise a little.

That being said, I’m still going to have an ugly experimental blog to play with every single blog-toy I find. Who says I can’t be contradictory and hypocritical? I’m a moody blogger, damnit! I do what I want.

Woof. Woof woof woof!

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The Josh Kaufman Personal MBA Program

I decided to pursue a career in advertising because you get to use both sides of your brain: the creative side (for idea generation), and the rational side (for strategic application). I’m a practicing Creative Director, but it’s the suits, the ones with the MBA’s that get to claw their way up to CEO.

For a few years now, I’ve been toying with the idea of getting an MBA in my spare time: taking night courses or perhaps joining an online university. But an MBA don’t come fast or cheap.

I’ve already picked up Statistics for Dummies, but here are 30+ more books and blogs that the bald Josh Kaufman recommends through what he calls his “Personal MBA” Program. I have about 10% of these books already, and access to one of North America’s biggest interconnected library systems. I’ll let you know when I get my ‘degree’.

Link to The Personal MBA™

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